Committee of Uncomfortable Silence: Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 10:00 AM - Uncomfortable Silence Meditation Session (in the conference room with no air conditioning)
• 11:30 AM - "The Art of Saying Nothing Meaningful" Presentation by Professor Nobody
• 1:00 PM - Lunch Break: Please bring your own awkward small talk

Subcommittees:

• Bylaws Committee (because who needs rules, really?)
• Bureaucracy Red Tape Committee: Because We're Not Lazy, We're Just... Efficient?
• Procrastination Symposium: Where We Discuss Ways to Do Nothing More Effectively